Ramblings of an Anonymous Coward

There Once Was a Man From Texas

over at asmallvictory, michele is having an election limmerick contest where you can read some rather witty poems. i, of course, submitted a few myself which can be found in the extended entry.

Elected again we hail Dubya
With 51% sayin' we lubya
Tis the far right he pleases
Getting advice from his Jesus
Me, I'd prefer to just club ya

Kerry and Bush, their campaigns of disparage
Our country they ruin with political miscarriage
Despite who will win
We all lose again
Now time for that alcoholic beverage

Elected and thought to be moral
For his predecessor much preferred oral
First he beat Gore
Then Kerry by more
By popular and electoral

Posted by ac at November 3, 2004 07:25 PM