March 29, 2006

Life Observations in a nutshell

i ran into an amusing list of sayings that are prime for bumper stickers. my favorite few are:

  • Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
  • If you're happy and you know it see a shrink.
  • Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
  • Honk If you want to see my finger.
  • Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!

Posted by ac at March 29, 2006 04:29 PM