March 12, 2004

WWJD

there was a bit of a craze going on a while back which i was just reminded of a few moments ago. wwjd -- what would jesus do?

my gardener?

no!, jesus. you know, the carpenter... often referred to as son of god. the guy that got nailed to a cross as if he'd been downloading mp3's illegally or something. that guy.

ok, so what made me think of that? apparently some chick decided to get a new cell phone and number and ended up getting the chris rock's previous number. to make things better, it was only about 3-months old and the phone was still getting his calls. spike lee, adam sandler, and others just weren't in the loop when the popular comedian changed his number. hmmmm. tell ya something fellas? laura tells all about her chris-calls. what would be really funny now is to prank her at that number. heh.

so if you were in her shoes, what would you do? i think i'd have had a lot of fun with it too. i'm not sure i'd pull a danny devito and give it the 'ol -- sorry she can't come to the phone right now, she's got my dick in her his mouth. he is a comedian afterall, they'd just figure it was a joke. i'm sure, however, that i would have fun with it all.

to answer my original question: what would jesus do? somehow i think that would come across as funny too.

caller: hi, is chris there?
jesus: i'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
caller: who is this?
jesus: i'm jesus of nazareth
caller: from the band? sing me "love hurts" then.
jesus: no. jesus, son of god.
caller: yeah right, and this is george w. bush calling for your support on allowing same-sex marriages.
[click]

Posted by ac at March 12, 2004 02:53 PM

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