November 28, 2005

A Kiss To Die For

i can only imagine what is going through the young man's head that literally kissed his girlfriend to death in canada recently. defusing the sadness with humor, i'm left with a few tasteless thoughts:

  • after the kiss, did she say... "aw, nuts!" ?
  • [in a reeses commercial style] you put your peanutbutter in my...... oh shit!
  • perhaps he should have asked for a blowjob instead?!?

moral of the story... people can die when you put your nuts in someone's mouth.

Posted by ac at November 28, 2005 12:34 PM