October 27, 2005

The Vapor Trail

i can rarely resist a silly test and this was no exception. often i have something to say about the results and aside from the fact that many questions really just don't apply to a married with children sort of guy, i'm left a bit speechless.

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:


Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

ok, i lied. i do have more to say. i'm gonna have to pick at a few things....

  • charismatic -- uhhhhh, no.
  • unpredictable -- sometimes this is true, so i'll give 'em that one
  • confident -- in some areas of my life, but certainly not when it comes to dealing with people or emotions. so NO.
  • magnetic -- ummm, if i had a magnet in my pocket, maybe. no.
  • You're experienced. -- now that was funny. next.
  • You know how to handle yourself in a relationship -- yeah, right .... that must have been sarcasm
i'll stop there... i'm tired of picking. the rest is simply a little creepy in the same sense of a fortune teller saying something that when twisted and bent can be right or totally wrong. it all hinges on what you want to believe.

i'll definitely have to make another post to get the bad taste out of my fingers from this one. bleh!

Posted by ac at October 27, 2005 01:27 PM