June 16, 2006

Ain't that the truth

i saw this joke today and thought it might be amusing for those that might stumble across this place. no, this isn't something i would ever say -- i don't use the word honey nor do i prefer blondes [ducking], but it is something i find funny.

Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed...............

Posted by ac at June 16, 2006 12:22 PM